The Dog Did It!

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Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?

Praying-PussycatThe teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”

When bae catches you hanging on the block with your friends