50th wedding anniversary

“A man and a woman were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night, and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. On their anniversary night, at the table, the woman says, “Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago.” The man replies, “Madge, hon, that’s because they are sitting in your soup.”

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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